November 1999

Don't you just love it when you get to watch some idiot weave in and out of traffic, being an obnoxious jerk
cutting everyone off, only to end up exactly where s/he began?  Well now, thanks to yours truly, you can
enjoy the same entertaining show right here on your computer.

Here's the star of the show: the driver of the black Camaro.	There's a Mustang in front of him. Can't have that!	His pass is thwarted by the Rav4 in the second lane. No matter, he just pulls into the 3rd lane.
But there's a school bus in the third lane . . .	. . . so he'll just have to cut in between the bus and the Rav4.	Thwarted again, this time by a Cadillac. Back to the 3rd lane.
And back to the second lane.	Back to right where he started: behind the Mustang.	Congratulations, buddy.  By weaving in and out between lanes and cutting people off, you endangered your own life, as well as the lives of those who shared the road around you. And for all your efforts, you ended up right where you started. You da man.

But wait, there's more!

One might think that he learned his lesson.  One would think wrong.  Don't forget, this is America. We
Americans don't think much of learning from our mistakes -- it's too defeatist for us.  We prefer the more
optimistic saying: "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again."

If only . . .

. . . this guy knew. . .

. . . that he was being filmed.