August 2001

This is my neighbor's house, and for about two weeks he had this wreck parked in his driveway.
My wife and I would hear this strange banging in the middle of the night.  Bang!  Tap, Tap.  Bang!
Well, this went on for about 5 nights and then I finally decided to get up out of bed to see where
the heck all that banging was coming from.  Lo and behold, I see my neighbor out there with a
hammer and a hacksaw trying to fix the car by himself!  It was one of the funniest things I've ever
seen.  He was trying to hammer the fenders back into shape!  I laughed so hard I nearly busted
my gut!  Being a good neighbor, I walked over and offered him a roll of duct tape.