August 1998

And this month's 'Tard of the Month is . . . *imaginary drum roll* . . . ME!!!!
Yes, that's right, yours truly slammed into the back of a Chevy 2500 series
pickup truck in rush hour traffic.  I was only going between 10 and 15 mph
when the truck in front of me stopped.  I was messing with my radio for a split
second and when I looked up I saw that he had stopped, slammed on the
brakes and skidded right into him (the rain on the road didn't help).

It was my fault.  No excuses.  Thankfully no one was injured, there was no
damage to the truck, and I didn't get whacked in the face with my airbag.  And
for all of you who are wondering -- no, I was not taking a picture at the time,
I swear it.  Just doing my part to put the "Tard" in Tardboy.