July 2000

And remember boys and girls, Lemon Joy dishwashing detergent has real lemon
juice in it, but that doesn't mean that it'll make good lemonade or that it'll make
your iced tea taste good.  (Yes, people have tried doing that, as I'm sure somebody
somewhere tried driving without taking his/her sunshade down first, thereby making
the above warning found in the instructions necessary.)  How did Forest Gump put
it?  Stupid is as stupid does?  Something like that.