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 3/17/98
As you can see, my wife had a little mishap
today -- her tire blew out on her way to
work. I just want to say `thanks' to all of
her
fellow I-85 commuters this morning who refused
to let her change lanes and get over to the side of
the road, in spite of the fact
that her vehicle almost went out of control, she put
on her emergency lights and started frantically
honking her horn. In fact, these
geniuses didn't see fit to let her through until her tire
shredded through and sparks started flying from the
rim! As a result, I have
expressly instructed her that should something like this
happen again, she is to force her way through traffic and
simply take out
anyone stupid enough to get in her way. We do
have an umbrella policy, after all!

Sincere thanks go to the
Georgia Deparment of Transportation H.E.R.O. patrolman
who stopped and changed her wheel for us.
I took my wife home after the incident and we returned
after rush hour to assess the damage and get our vehicle
home. I had just
finished removing the spare when he pulled
up. Notice all the rubberneckers to the left
of the second picture slamming on their
brakes to take a look! How pathetic can people
get?!
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